THE THIRD DIMENSION

THIS IS WHERE YOU WILL FIND JOKES,COMPETITIONS,POEMS AND SILLY
BITS AND PIECES. DO not read if you are easily offended!

There are the some really crap jokes and some good ones, i think?
If you can do better/worse then write in


What is green but goes red at the touch of a button?
A frog in a liquidiser.

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A WALK

Why can't a car play fotball?
cos' it's only got one boot.

A LIMERICK

With railways not being content
Young fatty by airliner went
but he fell by mistake
in a great scottish lake
and they thought it was raining in Kent.

Many thanks to Mandy Rodrigues for that little lot.

HERES A FEW MORE JOKES,ETC-

I went to the fish shop
I bought fish and scollops
I dropped one down my trousers
And i burnt my b- ankle.

MAN---Doctor!Doctor! i'm obsessed with wife swapping
DOCTOR---How does your wife feel?
MAN---Oooh!Really firm and juicy!What about yours?

A fish joke-
Your plaice or mine!

Another fish joke-
Mummy do you believe in COD?

Can i borrow your toilet?
Yes i've got a spare one upstairs!

An aircraft joke-
Enemy plane at 1  O'clock!
That's good we've got half an hour to spare then!

A religious joke-
The canon's here,bishop!
Tell him he's fired!

How do you know when an elephant has been in your fridge?
Because there are footprints in the butter.

Why do birds fly south?
Becaue it's too far to walk.

Did you hear about the Irish jelly fish?
IT SET !!